The most profound “Shower Thoughts” on Reddit from the last week.

It's the circle of life.

Ladies and gentlemen may we introduce the latest representative of the United Kingdom, doing us proud with his idiocy and illiteracy.
Lee Furlong, who is from Liverpool, was backpacking in Thailand when, for some unknown reason, he and a fellow traveller decided to graffiti an 800-year-old Thai fortress.
He wrote ‘Scousse Lee’ [sic] on the red-brick wall of the historic Tha Phae gate in Chiang Mai in the early hours of yesterday morning.

A monkey perfectly captures the Circle of Life by holding its baby to the sky like Simba in Lion King.
Photographer Dafna Ben Nun, 38, captured the incredible real life Disney moment whilst on a trip to Zimbabwe.
During her trip to the country to learn about the local wildlife, Dafna was instantly surprised to see life imitating art when the two monkeys recreating such a well-known moment.

Despite the sweatshirt’s instructions, it’s unclear whether the suspect has a lawyer.

The two-pound balls damaged several cars during their brief roll of terror.

ROANOKE, Va. (AP) — A Virginia store has had 20 right-foot shoes stolen over the course of three break-ins this year.

PHOENIX (AP) — An Arizona man who fell to the bottom of an old abandoned gold mine shaft, broke both his legs, fought off a trio of rattlesnakes and went two days without food or water before a friend heard his cries for help is lucky to be alive, said the head of a rescue team.

AN INDIANA woman who lost an arm and leg in a “freak” farming accident last month is thanking supporters and family members who aided in her recovery.

"Chubbs" is estimated to be 15 feet long.